You are SUCH a bully!  Who, exactly, do you think you are?  Pushing your way into my stores already!  It’s barely October – we haven’t even had Thanksgiving or Halloween yet!  What makes you think you’re better than them?  More important than them?  Well I’ll tell you Sir – You.  Are.  Not.  And I’m certainly not ready for you yet.  In fact, I’m rarely ready for you until the first week of December.  So why don’t you just pack up all your stupid fake trees and cheesy decorations and such and head back to the North Pole!  Where you belong.  Where you can stay till we’re all finished with turkeys and pumpkins and trick or treating.  And maybe then – just maybe – we’ll be ready for you.  Do you hear me?!?!?!  Do you?!