Nov 20
Oh, why the yeast?
It’s way down below,
I can’t think straight,
Don’t know where it’s from,
I got cream from the store,
Maybe it will be gone soon,
- The Itchy Only Girl -
Sigh . . . can anyone out there sympathize???
14 Responses to “The Yeast Beast”
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November 20th, 2009 at 6:50 am
I can, but I won’t admit it.
Oh wait… darn!
November 20th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Only you!! Only you!!! could make up a poem about such a subject!!!! And sorry girl, Nope, I cant sympathize with you, never had such a thing, no really!!! Now if you ever get PILES, give me a ringy ding!!!!
November 20th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Stopping by from SITS…
Have a lovely…
You have me in stitches! Love it! The poem, not yeast infections. And yes, I can sympathize.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Yikeess…maybe a little too much information on that one.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Oh my friend……I feel your pain. Not literally and not now, but I have!
You’re itchy, in pain, uncomfortable and you STILL make us laugh!
November 21st, 2009 at 8:39 am
Your so funny. I love you:)
November 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Ugh. I hate it so. I hate it sore. I hate it more,
My sympathy poem.:)
Visiting from SITS.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Oh my sympathy, crossing my legs. I hate that with a passion and finally realized why I got them. They suck!
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Ugh, I can unfortunately sympathize. Hoping for a speedy return to a yeast free va-jay-jay.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
can i sympathize? biotch please! me and the yeast beast are on a first name basis!
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Girl… I feel for ya! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the yeast beast, but i know he’s bound to come back around sometime. And I’m not looking forward to his reappearance.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Oh you poor itchy little thing… and not a man in the house can understand. Feel better and eat lots of yogurt!
K
November 27th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Oh my gosh. Unfortunately, I can SO relate. Knock on wood, I haven’t seen the Yeast Beast in a while…but I used to see her all the time! It was so bad at one point, I think the first time I ever met her, actually, that I thought something done jumped off the toilet and got me! Like some disease or bug or something. Anyway, I swear, I would go to the bathroom to pee just so I could…well, wipe. And wipe and wipe and wipe. Too much information?? I thought maybe….
November 28th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Here’s my tip: Always wipe from front to back. Had only one visit from this beast and it was many, many, many moons ago.