Nov 20

The Yeast Beast

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Oh, why the yeast?
It’s a terrible Beast!

It’s way down below,
and it itches so!

I can’t think straight,
And the burn is great,

Don’t know where it’s from,
Or why it did come,

I got cream from the store,
But had to go back for more,

Maybe it will be gone soon,
So I can finally leave my room.

- The Itchy Only Girl -

Sigh . . . can anyone out there sympathize???

14 Responses to “The Yeast Beast”

  1. pixielationNo Gravatar Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:50 am

    I can, but I won’t admit it.

    Oh wait… darn!

  2. cathNo Gravatar Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:59 am

    Only you!! Only you!!! could make up a poem about such a subject!!!! And sorry girl, Nope, I cant sympathize with you, never had such a thing, no really!!! Now if you ever get PILES, give me a ringy ding!!!!

  3. KristiNo Gravatar Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Stopping by from SITS…
    You have me in stitches! Love it! The poem, not yeast infections. And yes, I can sympathize. :( Have a lovely…

  4. BriNo Gravatar Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Yikeess…maybe a little too much information on that one.

  5. ElleNo Gravatar Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Oh my friend……I feel your pain. Not literally and not now, but I have! :(
    You’re itchy, in pain, uncomfortable and you STILL make us laugh!

  6. VicNo Gravatar Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 8:39 am

    Your so funny. I love you:)

  7. DeeNo Gravatar Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Ugh. I hate it so. I hate it sore. I hate it more,

    My sympathy poem.:)

    Visiting from SITS.

  8. MaeRaeNo Gravatar Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Oh my sympathy, crossing my legs. I hate that with a passion and finally realized why I got them. They suck!

  9. BelleNo Gravatar Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Ugh, I can unfortunately sympathize. Hoping for a speedy return to a yeast free va-jay-jay.

  10. speakingfromthecribNo Gravatar Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am

    can i sympathize? biotch please! me and the yeast beast are on a first name basis!

  11. foxyNo Gravatar Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Girl… I feel for ya! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the yeast beast, but i know he’s bound to come back around sometime. And I’m not looking forward to his reappearance. :)

  12. Kristi StevensNo Gravatar Says:
    November 23rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Oh you poor itchy little thing… and not a man in the house can understand. Feel better and eat lots of yogurt!

    K

  13. MiMiNo Gravatar Says:
    November 27th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Oh my gosh. Unfortunately, I can SO relate. Knock on wood, I haven’t seen the Yeast Beast in a while…but I used to see her all the time! It was so bad at one point, I think the first time I ever met her, actually, that I thought something done jumped off the toilet and got me! Like some disease or bug or something. Anyway, I swear, I would go to the bathroom to pee just so I could…well, wipe. And wipe and wipe and wipe. Too much information?? I thought maybe….

  14. LoriNo Gravatar Says:
    November 28th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Here’s my tip: Always wipe from front to back. Had only one visit from this beast and it was many, many, many moons ago.

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