Sorry, no post here today kids.
Why you ask???
Because I’m guest posting somewhere else today.
Where you wonder???
Only at “SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB“!
I know! I know! How lucky am I?!?!?
Kelly at SFTC is an awesome writer and a very funny girl. I’ve been following her since I started blogging, so I’m thrilled to be hanging out over at her place all day.
Just for today, and only today, you probably want to be me, don’t you! Don’t you? Hello? Anyone?
Okay, so just click on the link above to check out what I have to say over there. And at the same time be sure to check out Kelly (FYI – her new Coach purse recently saved her life you know).
Here’s a clue to the topic of my guest post . . .
I know you won’t want to miss how I explain THAT!
And if you’re stopping by here from SFTC, welcome! Leave me a comment to say “hi” or maybe “ewww – you’re gross” or perhaps even an “I’m with you Sista!”. Something. Anything. Just to let me know you popped by. I always visit everyone that leaves me a comment, and I love to discover great new blogs. I’d love to discover you.
And now that I’m clearly a guest blog expert, please feel free to submit all inquiries and requests. I am now official for hire. And I’m cheap. Really cheap.
23 Responses to “They Let Me Out On A Day Pass”
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January 29th, 2010 at 4:40 am
I’m with you Sista!!!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:34 am
Stopping by from SFTC! Since I’ve already read your post over there, I know what the farting picture is all about… but I won’t give it away! Glad to “meet” you!
~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom
January 29th, 2010 at 8:46 am
I just read your post at SFTC! Hilarious! I just wanted to tell you, it’s not always just little boys. Sadly, The Husband has converted my girls into members of the club you’re the President for!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:53 am
I’m still with ya Sista!!!! that was sooooo funny, I’m actually passing gas as we speak!!!!!!!, but gotta admit even though I am the only girl in my pad, I am still a closet “pimper” as we call it in my place!!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Honestly…..I am the envy of my household! I’m not sure that I’m proud if it though.
January 29th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Although, I’m very hush hush about my I found your guest post almost made me pee my pants. I haven’t even *fluffed* in front of my husband! You’re a brave, strong woman!
I’m sure my hubby has empathy for you, being the only man with four girls. (our dogs are girls, too!lol)
You have a great blog. I’m following from SFTC. Great to find you!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:41 am
cher – you will actually be up all weekend and on my sidebar ALL NEXT WEEK! and i hope you get 100 new followers b/c you deserve it!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Ok, WHERE do I get that T-shirt??? It would be the perfect b-day gift for my Dad. Seriously, I want one!!
Saw you on Speaking from the Crib and I am going to go follow you now!
Cher
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January 29th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
I just took that picture last week in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. Had you mentioned it sooner, I could have brought one back for you.
Try here – http://shop.cafepress.com/fart
I’ve never used them, but they seem to have lots of good fart stuff. Good luck!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Congratulations on being SFTC’s Top Blog of the Week. I thought your post was hilarious and also very honest! That t-shirt is so embarassing – would you actually have the guts to wear it?! You blog looks like good fun, I’ll be sure to follow along. Have a great weekend you big farter
I’m too shy to come out yet!
Jade
January 29th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Congratulations my friend! SFTC’s Blog of the Week?! Well done!! I always knew you were funny so I’m glad the rest of the world is finding out too
Very funny post!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:39 am
So glad to have found you!
January 29th, 2010 at 11:27 am
You are so funny, I love you! You know I’m the only girl too…and poop and farts NEVER got outta style.
I applaud your efforts to try to break them of the habit. I gave up a long time ago and figured if I couldn’t beat em I’d join em.
January 29th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
oh sheez. i am on my way over! can not even guess what this is about
January 29th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I actually stopped over there first. So this is like.. old news to me now.
January 29th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I grew up with a father who felt no reason to ever hide any opportunity to fart. Well at least around the house. It was free for all farting zone for him. When we were out someplace in public, he would conveniently slam the car door just at the right time, or slip into the next aisle. I would always hear my mom saying “Oh, Paul! I’m trying to raise two ladies!” (referring, of course, to my sister and I). Didn’t work, Ma. Despite your best efforts I’m a Kelly through and through. In fact, I like to mention to people that you can call me what you want, but please, don’t ever call me a lady! Now I have two boys of my own and you KNOW I ain’t trying to raise to ladies here! So guess what they’ve heard around the house from day 1? Oh – no joke, one of the first sentences Ryan ever spoke was to say “what’s dat noise?” Guess what it was. His momma.
January 30th, 2010 at 12:25 am
You. Are. Famous. And it’s about damn time, girl. You are too funny to not be noticed by millions of readers.
January 30th, 2010 at 10:09 am
I just read your guest post on farts over at Speaking From The Crib—awesome! Laughed my ass off. I have two girls (who are twins, they’re 4 years old), so we have a lot of that going on around here, but I know as they get older it will probably slow way down. You are right—something about men and bodily functions.
have a great weekend and CONGRATS on being Top Blog!!
January 30th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Well I can say that the boys I have in my house would die of laughter at just the shirt.
January 31st, 2010 at 9:51 am
Congrats on getting picked for Top Blog! You deserve it!
January 31st, 2010 at 2:40 pm
you’re all famous like now, cher!!!!!!!
February 1st, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I can’t believe I missed this… I’m going over now to check it out.
February 1st, 2010 at 4:25 pm
HAHAHAHA!! Yeah, about that ‘if you can’t beat em, join em’ thing? I’ve joined also. The hubs used to really irritate me with all his farts, but then i realized that the only revenge was a taste (or smell) of his own medicine. So, it is open farting season year round in my house too.