The other night Willie and I were laying in bed on our new fancy mattress (mattress story here and the conclusion here).  Willie likes to have a pillow under his TV flicker arm while watching telly in bed before we go to sleep.  Somehow we got onto the following discussion . . .

ME:  Isn’t this bed comfy?! (SO pleased with my selection!)

Willie:  Yeah, but I’d like to have more pillows in it.

ME:  More?  There’s already 5 in here! (she says slightly annoyed)

Willie:  Yeah . . . like surrounded by a sea of pillows (he says in a dreamy voice)

ME:  But then there would be no room for us.

Willie:  We could get another bed and add it to the end of this one so it would be really big! (starting to wonder if he’s kidding or serious – it could easily be either)

ME:  Actually, we could probably fit a total of 4 beds in here and make one giant bed out of the whole room.  Like – wall to wall beds. (edging him on)

Wilie:  Yeah – then it would actually be a “Bed Room”! (his excitement at this whole idea increasing rapidly)

ME:  Then all four of us could sleep together in here because we would all have our own bed (like THAT would ever happen!)

Willie:  Yeah – and then we would get 4 TVs and hang them from the ceiling.  One above each person, so we could all watch whatever we wanted (he’s putting far too much thought into this)

ME:  But then each other’s shows would drown out the sound of your own show (trying to be the voice of reason)

Willie:  No – we’d each have ear buds! (he’s clearly annoyed with my thoughtlessness)

ME:  ahhhh.  maybe we could also get a fridge to hold our drinks and snacks (FISH ON!)

Willie:  Oh yeah!  Wait a minute . . . it’s never going to happen, is it? (sudden realization followed by intense disappointment)

ME:  Nope.

But it did sound like a cool idea, no?  What would you have in your “Dream Bedroom”?  Oh, and keep it clean will ya – my Mom reads this blog.