Mar 25

So today I’m continuing with Tips & Hints for Blogging (you can read Part 1 here – if you care).  And I will repeat  . . . these items can, in no way, be considered expert advice.  It’s just a collection of stuff that bugs me.  But if it bugs me, it likely bugs others, so you should know about it.

Also keep in mind that I don’t use Blogger/Blogspot.  I self-host on WordPress (and I love WordPress for those that were wondering), so I’m somewhat unfamiliar with the way Blogger blogs work.  But that being said . . . here’s the next 4 things that bug me.  Fix them and you’ll likely attract more readers.

Let’s start where we left off;

5)  Please strip your blog of blinking, flashing, fancy things.  They are akin to covering your Cadillac with hideous bumper stickers.  No one can appreciate the fine blog Cadillac you’re driving around in because they’re too distracted by all the bling.  We don’t stop by your blog to see bling.  We stop by to read something that in some way, entertains, educates or bring us together.  Buttons from your favourites sites or photos that you love?  No problem.  Just keep them displayed together and organized in a visually pleasing manner.  Please.

6)  If you list your blogroll/favourite sites on your home page, and you have sites on it that indicate a Bloggers last post was, oh I don’t know, 6 months ago or more, it might be time to remove it.  It’s likely that person isn’t blogging anymore.  And you look silly for recommending them as one of your “favourites”.  I know it’s hard to keep up with these things.  It’s a boring and mundane task.  But I also think it’s worth it.

7)  The “comment will be visible after approval” thing fools us into thinking we’re the first commenter, then tricks us into thinking “hey – where did my comment go!?” before we notice that darn auto message.  SO annoying.  I think I would rather have word verification.  And I hate word verification.  But it just might be the lesser of the two evils.  I do understand that there are mean commenters out there that you might be trying to intercept.  So I realize that this is a hard one.  But I’m just saying – I, as the writer of this blog -  hate “comment will be visible after approval”.  Do with that what you will.

8)  You simply can NOT have a paragraph that’s over 3″ long.  In fact, I would suggest that 2″ be the limit.  I’m presently lobbying to have a law put into place that says so, because long paragraphs are just ridiculous.  And boring.  You MUST find a way to break them up.  At all costs.

Okay.  That’s all.  I’ve said my peace.  And again I ask you;

What do YOU think?  Am I bang on or totally off base?  Did I miss one of YOUR pet peeves?



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11 Responses to “Tips & Hints – Part II”

  1. Dual MomNo Gravatar Says:

    Good tips!

    Now I’m off to update my blog roll and shorten my paragraphs. Damn

  2. HutchNo Gravatar Says:

    I fully admit to long paragraphs, but I’ve started breaking them up even if it doesn’t make sense :) My issue is everyone reads from their google readers these days so do you plan for that format or your blogs template?

  3. jessalynNo Gravatar Says:

    still agreeing with you all the way. i think i fall into that not updating my blog roll thing though. oopsies. will work on that (as soon as tax season is ovah and i recover from my celebratory drunkenness!) :)

  4. SaltNo Gravatar Says:

    I agree with these, especially when you get assaulted by wall o’ text. Paragraphs ARE a friend of mine and I wish that everyone would become more familiar with them. Hutch – Yours aren’t bad. :)

  5. MoniqueNo Gravatar Says:

    Yeah, I better check out my blogroll, too. Probs needs updating.

    I think you can safely say that you hit the nail on the head again.

  6. ScoManNo Gravatar Says:

    Yeah.. about #6 and #8…

    I’m not going to be doing that.

    Just a heads up =p

  7. JulieNo Gravatar Says:

    love these rules. hail to the queen!

    CherNo Gravatar Replied:

    No, no – not rules! Opinions. My opinions only. Do with them what you will.

  8. sarah @ i run with scissorsNo Gravatar Says:

    I agree totally… oh crap… i probably do some of those… crap crap double crap

  9. CathyNo Gravatar Says:

    Great points! Bumper stickers on a caddy….good analogy!

  10. ElleNo Gravatar Says:

    I agree with everything you’ve written here and in part 1. You make a good point with number 6–that’s something I wouldn’t have thought about. I’ll have to go check my blog list now.

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