Well – it’s been quite a week. And I’m not talking about the madness in my house that is March Break. Or the 3 times I went out for dinner (unheard of!). Or the fact that my job exploded and hit me with three times my usual amount of work. No. I’m talking about the Bloggers that are getting all famous.
First you have Surferwife who was treated to VIP front row seats and was actually on TV with her BFF Chelsea Handler. Not to mention her close friendship with Heather McDonald. She’s famous now and will likely stop hanging out with us. Which I totally understand.
Then The Pioneer Woman scored herself a movie deal. Gah. All I can say is – thank God I already have her autograph.
And Danny Tanner has pretty much handed MODG a patent on toilet pictures.
All very impressive. I’m clearly doing something wrong.
Then the other day I took the boys to see a movie to keep them quiet for 2 hours because I’m such a good mom. And you can imagine my surprise when I came around the corner and damn near walked right into this poster . . .
Now don’t get me wrong. I do love me some Salt. And yes, I would like to know a little more about who she is. But a movie?!?!?! Starring Angelina Jolie?!?!? Wow. Very impressive Salt. Very impressive indeed.
This certainly helps to explain the botox and the new bangs. Which, may I say, look strikingly similar to Angie’s. Or maybe her’s look like yours. It’s all getting very confusing.
Clearly we’ve all been mislead into believing you’re a newlywed graphic designing blogger, instead of the CIA Officer you actually are. But now your cover is blown and you have some explaining to do.
Well done my friend. Kudos to you. I only hope you remember us all when it comes time to dish out those movie premier tickets.
In the meantime, I’ve gotta get my crap together and figure out where in the world of famous The Only Girl fits in.
19 Responses to “What Do Famous People, Toilets And Salt Have In Common?”
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March 19th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
f. my famie thing bites the hardest.
Cher
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March 19th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
At least you have a famie thing.
March 19th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
ok first wth is salt? second, wth is up with surfer wife? i love chelsea handler and now i am seething with jealousy and sadness
Cher
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March 19th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Follow the links and all will be revealed . . .
March 19th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Have you talked to your agent? I always start by talking to my agent.
March 19th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
So, what we have learned here is Salt is more famous than moi? What the eff?
I can’t wait for Salt to read this. She is going to die.
March 19th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Yeah, I don’t know of this salt person either.
But Monique, I know Monique. She’s not going to get hoity toity on us because she knows we’ll punch her in the throat.
As for your road to stardom….there’s got to be something you could do with the pink boa? No? I got nothing for you…………
March 19th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
OMG. I KNEW that whole “wedding in the islands” thing was just a cover for some super secret spy mission.
Well played, Ms. Salt. WELL PLAYED.
March 19th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
HO. LEE. CRAP.
Ok firsties I promise you all that I did not see that poster before my bangs happened. And you all know the Botox was for the wedding. Wedding only. No spy missions. So I am thinking that Brange is a total biter. That’s a little bizarre though. I actually just called my husband in to see this.
Now my next question is: should I sue? And if I win, where would you all like to go on vacation?
Surferwife is automatically still more famous than me though, since she actually got airtime. I didn’t even get to pick who played me.
March 20th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Only Girl…you have created quite the stir around bloggyland because I just yelled for my husband to come in and see this, too. That is FREAKYDEAKY!! I guess we all THOUGHT we knew who Salt was…but apparently, not. Your cover is blown, love. I don’t know how long it took for you to download all of those pictures from the Beaches website or how many hours (or what key grip you hired) to photoshop you and M into those pictures, but they looked SO real. I’m with Sara Plays House…well played, love. But you are SO busted and The Only Girl busted you!
I think I’ll leave it on there for approximately the next 422840 years.
I still have a recording of SurferWife and BFFL Chelsea on my DVR if anyone wants a copy.
Cher
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March 20th, 2010 at 9:47 am
I felt it was my calling to break this sham wide open. Truths needed to be told. Identities needed to be revealed. The light had to be shone.
This may just be my finest hour . . .
(love you Salt!)
March 20th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
omg. um can you please take me on your famousness plan, because i am feeling very left behind here. i mean, i knew the surferwife was going to be famous like forever ago because i had a dream about it. but salt is a complete surprise!
i totes need to up my game.
March 20th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
But of course Salt would have to deny the whole thing anyway, being deep cover or something like that.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
I think Salt is way prettier than Angelina Jolie.
Cher
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March 21st, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I’ll second that.
March 21st, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Hey thanks for stopping by my blog during my guest bloggers week! Hope you’re having a fantastic weekend!
March 21st, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I guess us little people will have to stick together… or plot our own world domination.
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Wow, I can’t believe that we didn’t know she was all super famous and stuff. And here we were just thinking she was some cute little blogger! Psh! Seriously though, Angie could totally be playing her. We need to get that movie poster framed for her!!
March 22nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I saw that Salt poster last night and I thought the exact same thing!