Submitted for your consideration . . .
You have a real life BFF. She’s the Admin Assistant for a very prominent Doctor. A Doctor of Plastic Surgery. At a leading Canadian hospital. Who, from time to time, holds training sessions on various techniques for other Doctors who are looking to learning said techniques.
These training sessions often require a “Patient”. Someone who will allow said technique to be administered to them for such training purposes.
These “Patients” could be considered Saints with very giving hearts that like to help others. Or just really lucky people.
Anybitches . . . just such a training session came up this week. It was for Botox injections (which, here in Canada, can only be administered by a Doctor, in a Doctor’s office. No “Botox Parties” for us). As I had previously instructed my BFF to place me at the top of the potential training patient list, I received this call;
Elle: Hey – you want some free Botox?
Me: WHAT!?
Elle: Answer the question.
Me: As in – you’re going to steal some from work and inject me at your house? Ah, no thanks.
Elle: NO! He’s doing another training session and needs a Patient.
Me: Seriously? Is it free? Will I have to wear one of those horrible backless hospital gowns in front of a bunch of people?
Elle: NO! I mean “no” to the backless gown, but yes – it would be free.
Me: hmmmm . . .
So my Bloggies, here’s where you come in.
Loading ...Submit your vote. You have my destiny in your hands.
I’ll let you know what I decide in a few days . . . gulp.
Have you ever wanted to get Botox? And if you’ve had it before, was it a good or bad experience? Would you do it again?
23 Responses to “What To Do, What To Do”
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June 16th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Free stuff is only useful if you need it. I don’t think you do.
June 16th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
here is my thing. i see some celebs do it and it’s fab. but i saw a coworker do it back in the day. it was unfab. like she looked worse after, & had a crooked face. so it just scares me a smidgen. and you don’t need it anywho, you are gorgeous, so why mess with it? that’s just me though
June 16th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I totally said free – woohoo. But that’s how I roll – consequences be damned. that’s future you’s problem.
June 16th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I think you are beautiful just as you are! That tiny little line (that only you see) comes from always smiling and that is just you. When you smile your whole face lights up, if you freeze that area, will your smile be the same? I think age brings a special character to each and every one. But then I’m not very adventurous.
June 16th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I would TOTALLY do it! I mean, it’s a.) free and b.) a DOCTOR doing it, and c.) he’s doing it for a training session so he’ll be making extra-sure to do it 100% carefully and properly, ya know?
Don’t be gettin’ all addicted to it, though … look at Meg Ryan! Eeeesh!
June 16th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I’d totally do it. No shame.
June 16th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I would jump right in and not look back!! But you know, I have THE karate chop of all karate chops that lives right between my eyebrows. And I’ve been wanting to do it for a while now.
June 16th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Do it. If you hate it, just don’t do it again.
June 16th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
I would not do it, but I am not you. Listen to your gut and do what you want.
June 16th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Also, I wear a paper bag over my head so I don’t really need Botox, unless it takes the wrinkles out of paper.
June 16th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
You don’t need Botox Cher….you are perfect the way you are!!! Plus they will put needles in your face!!! Need I say more???
June 16th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
I’d think I’d go for it. But I might have a nice, cozy chat with the doc first. Just to make sure he’s not the same guy who worked on Kenny Rogers or something.
June 16th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
You absolutely know how I would answer this. I need to get mine done again too soon enough.
June 16th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
I don’t think you need Botox because you are totally adorable. However, I think if you have something that’s bothering you and Botox will make that go away, then you should go for it. One of my eyebrows is slightly lower than the other and I’ve been told that can be fixed with Botox, so I’ve been considering it. I don’t see a problem with helping mother nature along just a little.
June 16th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Do that shit, Cher. Sheesh.
How else will you fit in when you visit So Cal? Gah.
June 17th, 2010 at 4:28 am
Bo…tox? Do we even have that in Australia yet?
Kidding. We do. I think. I’m not sure who can administer it though.
I just hope “Homeless guys at the traffic lights” is on the list. He did tell me the itching was normal, but I’m getting concerned about the swelling.
Cher
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June 17th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Call me if you experience any vomiting, an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, blurred vision, or sudden onset chest pains. He may have slipped you something other than Botox.
Also, Botox is know to interfere with video game playing and TV watching. So you might want to steer clear.
June 18th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I would totally do it. I instructed Leland to get me botox for my 30th birthday. I have no problem hiding that stuff.
If you do it let us know how it goes!
June 18th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I wouldn’t think twice! Run! don’t walk to the offfice! YES to the botox! Lucky girl!
Kristin
June 18th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I’d say nope. I’m not a fan of fooling with Mother Nature unless there’s a health risk.
June 19th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Totally “free” always scares the bejeebers out of me – and adding plastic to my body, scares me even more. I guess in the end, it’s up to you and want you really want out of the deal.
Good luck with your decision.
June 19th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
You’re young and lovely. Why not wait till you’re a bit older. But, hey, what do I know?
June 21st, 2010 at 12:38 am
I would have said to go for it, but to be honest, your scary doctor photo has me a bit creeped out! Really, are you that wrinkly that you’re willing to have chemicals injected into your face by an amateur? You could end up with a massive bruise and/or your eye(s) swollen shut! I think I’m going to have to recommend that you pass on this one.
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