Comments on: Ancient Chinese Secret?

By: digital printing companies

digital printing companies — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:35:33 +0000

The Fortune Cookie must be tired of giving out fortunes so I think it needs some for itself! So funny.

By: Candice

Candice — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:53:03 +0000

That basically means that your fortune cookie is retarded.

By: Connie @ Sogni e Sorrisi

Connie @ Sogni e Sorrisi — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:11:13 +0000

The only thing I can think to do for your fortune cookie is NOT to eat it and we all know how likely that is to happen. lol Some fortunes are really silly.

Have a great day!

By: Krysten

Krysten — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:45:23 +0000

I’m laughing because you supposedly can add “in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie fortune.

“Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you but what you can do for your fortune cookie… in bed.”

Hmmm….

By: Tracie

Tracie — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:26:50 +0000

That would have made me mad!

By: Hutch

Hutch — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:49:15 +0000

Really what does a fortune cookie do for you if it gives you advice like that crap! Oh wait you’re not supposed to ask what it does for you. Nevermind

By: Surferwife

Surferwife — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:10:21 +0000

Duh. Clearly your fortune cookie is hitting on you. I mean, what do YOU think it wants you to do? Obviously higly perverted things. Crack it, flip it, rub it down, OH NOOOO.

By: Salt

Salt — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:59:43 +0000

That is one of the weirder fortunes I’ve ever heard. They must be running out of ideas down at the factory?

By: foxy

foxy — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:27:06 +0000

I think the fortune cookie people are getting lazy! And that is TOTAL BS!! I mean, you’re supposed to be able to put “in bed” after every fortune and that TOTALLY doesn’t work here… which means it is an inapplicable fortune.

Damn them. Stupid fortune cookie makers.

By: shortmama

shortmama — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:58:39 +0000

Its a conspiracy!!